Matt and Natalie

Check your shoes! Oh, this story is going to be BIG!
 

Do I even have to say it?
 

I can't tell, but was mom making a penis joke?? I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Yep, a little piece of corn. When did eat corn? Weird.
 

It is fun talking to the strange chinese girls that approach you, but that is it, I keep it tucked ok, I don't even want to know what kind of things they have here.
 

Always tuck your socks under your pants. Good!